What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:48
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Do you have any fantasies you are ashamed of?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Everyone loved it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
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So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
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share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Which diploma is best for a job?
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
Still no good.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
How many boxes 600 x 400 x 200 go into a 20ft container?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
What are the best items to buy from a furniture shop?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics